"Alex Trocchi urged aspiring writers to go off and spend a year playing pinball. I always thought that this was verygood advice, but I could never explain even to myself, why it made such sense..."
Tom McCarthy. TYPEWRITERS BOMBS JELLYFISH (New York: New York Review Books,2017) ** "Anybody that admires Thomas Wolfe can be expected to like good fiction only by accident." Flannery O'Connor ** To want to meet an author because you like his books is as ridiculous as wanting to meet the goose because you like pate de foie gras. -Arthur Koestler **
ALLAN GURGANUS ON HIS NOVEL WHITE PEOPLE
" I’d always been told to write about what I know. And, if I know anything about anything, it’s a scrap or two about white people. How we are obsessed by rules but attracted to leaders who break them best. How we take pride in all our ancestors accomplished but accept no blame for everything they got wrong. As you remember, Rocky Mount was and is sixty-per-cent African American, so our childhoods accepted that as a universal. Don’t all workers come by bus from one side of town to clean and cook for the other? The employed made life seem possible and dignified for the employers. This was as acknowledged if ignored as oxygen is acknowledged and ignored."
interviewed in The New Yorker. By Megan Mayhew Bergman April 23, 2023
“Along with the whooping crane, the adventure story has been having a hard time of it in the country. The two seem to have followed the same pattern of decline. In the days of the open frontier, when James Fenimore Cooper was writing the first notable American adventure stories, whooping cranes were as numerous as buffalo. Ever since then, however, things have been getting rougher and rougher. At last count there were less than fifty of the big birds alive. Even so, that’s a lot more whooping cranes than there are good adventure stories.”
Hamilton Bass in The New Yorker (June 4, 1949)
** From a Brief Review in The New Yorker
"The gloom that pervades this absorbing novel is such that the only comfortable room m.Simenon shows us is the parlor in the whorehouse."
"In Brief". Uncle Charles Has Locked Himself Out by Simenon. The New Yorker (March 7, 1988) ** THE BEST PART OF WRITING A NOVEL
When I talk about free indirect style I am really talking about point of view, and when I talk about point of view I am really talking about the perception of detail, and when I talk about detail I'm really talking about character, and when I talk about character I am really talking about the real, which is at the bottom of my inquiries."
James Wood. How Fiction Works (2008)
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PETER USTINOV’S DEDICATION OF HIS BOOK LITTLE ME
‘To all those, who by accident or design have not been included in this book
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STORY MEANS MORE THAN JUST NARRATION OR PLOT
“ I guess if there’s one thing I really care beyond anything else in the writing world , the main obsession is the story. I don’t mean to sound so simple because it’s so complex, but still, the story’s it for me. Story means more than just narration or plot. It means Aboutness . In Huckleberry Finn, the story’s more than Huck being on a raft on the river, it’s the Aboutness – the things that surround the boy along the way – that makes the story.”
Tim O’Brian
PETER WILD: What is your favourite part of the writing process?
JULIAN BARNES: “I think that favourite point is when you are about a quarter of the way into the first draft and you think – Yes, there is a novel here, and yes, I have got a pretty rough idea of where it’s going and how long it will be and how long it will take, and I’ve got this rich and wonderful period of work ahead of me. Then you get to the end of the first draft and that’s when the real work has to begin.”
Peter Wild. From Bookmunch.co.uk (June 3, 2020) ** PULLED OVER BY THE GRAMMAR POLICE
I was giving my poem the gas ; 90 mph in an adverb free zone ! Only one mad dash -- And an & off the beaten track Between me and my ability to make sense.
I came out of a comma, Pausing to overcome A near death experience... Ellipses galore & a pair of theses In ( ) When the grammar police pulled me over For punctuation littering.
I shd have known better, To toss ampersands & ellipses ...around... As if there were no tomorrow & Tomorrow & tomorrow & Tomorrow & tomorrow etc. et. al In italics. Forgive me, Father
For I have sinned. Pulled over by the Grammar Police,
I was giving my poem the gas ; 90 mph in an adverb free zone ! Only one mad dash -- On & off the beaten track Between me and my ability to make sense.
I came out of a comma, Pausing to overcome A near death experience... Ellipses galore & a pair of theses In ( ) When the grammar police pulled me over For punctuation littering.
I shd have known better, To toss ampersands & ellipses ...around... As if there were no tomorrow & Tomorrow & tomorrow & Tomorrow & tomorrow etc. et. al In italics. Forgive me, Father
"After seeing Frankenstein, I was convinced that the monster would climb the fire escape outside of my tenement window to get me. Why he should want to get me, of all people, amid the millions who lived in New York, or why he would even be in' New York in the first place, didn't enter my mind. Logic flees when fear comes knocking." MEL BROOKS
Introduction to FORGOTTEN HORRORS (1999) **
** A TITLE CARD FROM A SILENT FILM
The opening title to Mary Pickford's movie-- Sparrows (1926)
"The Devil's share in the world's creation was a certain Southern swampland -- a masterpiece of horror. And the Lord, appreciating a good job, let it stand."
** AUTOPSY FROM THE GREEK AUTOPSIA, MEANING "SEEING WITH ONE'S OWN EYES"
Probably few American film-goers, not counting a handful of horror film fans, have seen a German movie called Autopsy in which an autopsy is presented in close-up and in color, but the title still remains provocative, even though TV mystery series frequently take viewers into the autopsy room. Of course, Uncle Tom's Cabin would be a bit more fun if Topsy had been named AuTopsy. ** ABOUT THE 1931 FILM OF FRANKENSTEIN
"While preparing to film the scene where the monster attacks Elizabeth, Mae Clarke admitted to Boris Karloff that she was worried that when she saw him in full makeup coming towards her, she might really be frightened. Karloff told her that throughout the scene he would wiggle his pinkie finger out of sight of the camera so that, despite the horrific makeup, she could always see her friend Boris waving at her and letting her know that she was safe." iDMb Trivia -Frankenstein ** COMING ATTRACTIONS FOR FREAKS (1931)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJVXTKkjsxA ** AT THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONPHARMACY
Trick or Treat Small terrors. Racism galore. White privilege.
Stand in line, & hand in your precription With proof of insurance At the appropriate counter.
So many of our country's ills Are not covered.
Louis Phillips ** ON HORROR
Charles Cherry's COMMONPLACE BOOK: LIFELINES (Which I consider to be the best book of quotations in print) has this to say about HORROR:
" And after, no one will really ever remember it. Like the greatest crimes, it will be as if it never happened. The suffering, the deaths, the sorrow, the abject, pathetic pointlessness of such immense suffering by so many; maybe it all exists only within these pages and the pages of a few other books. Horror can be contained within a book, given form and meaning.But in life horror has no more form than than it does meaning. Horror just is. And while it reigns, it is as if there is nothing in the universe that it is not." Richard Flanagan. The Narrow Road to the Deep North(2013). p.19 ** HOW TO KILL DRACULA
"Placing the branch of a wild rose upon the top of his coffin will render him unable to escape it; a sacred bullet fired into the coffin could kill him so that he remain true-dead. Mountain-ash is also described as a form of protection from a vampire, although the effects are unknown."
** THE MOST COMMON WORD USED IN TITLES OF HORROR FILMS
"1.dead The most common word in horror movie titles—and the number one spot on our list—is dead. Interestingly, it my have been the undead that helped the word dead shamble to the highest spot on the list. Of course, let’s give credit to Night of the Living Dead (1968) and the rest of George Romero’s zombie movie series for helping boost the word dead. In addition to the first film, you have Dawn of the Dead (1978), Day of the Dead (1985), Land of the Dead (2005), Diary of the Dead (2007), and Survival of the Dead (2009). Elsewhere, we also have The Walking Dead (1936), Isle of the Dead (1945), Dead Silence (2007), Dead Ringers (1988), Dead Alive (1992), Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994), and Shaun of the Dead (2004).
Dead often appeared alongside other entries in this list. In addition to Night of the Living Dead, you have The Evil Dead franchise, Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare,Dead of Night (1945), and Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)"
DICTIONARY SCOOP ()October 16, 2024) For the list of common Horror words in film titles go to https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#inbox/FMfcgzQXJkPppJsZVMrjrFpGbhRprdnJ ** LET’S SAY
You are sitting thru Your 13th showing of The Horror: “Chills & thrills In a drama of mystery & madness” Directed by Bud Pollard. You reach the scene Where the East Indian Introduces a snake & a gorilla Into the house of John Massy & his wife who screams. All of sudden you think Of all the creatures Who frighten you – But nothing frightens so much As the vulnerability Of your own children.
MARLON BRANDO As his fellow-student Elaine Stritch later remarked, “Marlon’s going to class to learn the Method was like sending a tiger to jungle school.” Claudia Roth Pierpont. " Method Man:the greatest American actor lost his way" in THE NEW YORKER (October 20, 2008) ** GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
"I relish the snappers by Shaw. One of his plays waa turned down by a certain producer.At last, afterv Shaw was famous, he cabled him to offer a production,. Shaw cabled back: BETTER NEVER THAN LATE."
Oscar Levant. The Unimportance of Being Oscar (New York: G.P. Putnam's Sons, 1968 **
USING METAPHORS & IMAGERY IN WRITING THE PLAY --A MAN FOR ALL SEASONS
"I see that I have used a lot of metaphors. I know no other way to treat this subject. In the play I used for this theme a poetic image; As a figure for the superhuman context I took the largest, most alien, least fundamental thing I know, the sea and water. The references to ships, rivers, currents, tides, navigation, and so on, are all used for this purpose. Society by contrast figures as dry land."
Robert Bolt. Preface to his play A Man For All Seasons (New York: Vintage Books, 1990) ** Mary Picon picked on Mary Martin who wasn't deterred by Walter Kerr.
Burnham Holmes **
Dionysius Lardner Bouficault
Lardner "Dion" Boucicault /ˈdaɪˌɒn ˈbuːsɪˌkoʊ/[1] (né Boursiquot; 26 December 1820[2] – 18 September 1890) was an Irish actor and playwright famed for his melodramas. By the later part of the 19th century, Boucicault had become known on both sides of the Atlantic as one of the most successful actor-playwright-managers then in the English-speaking theatre. The New York Times hailed him in his obituary as "the most conspicuous English dramatist of the 19th century." Wikipedia ** BLACKFACE ON BROADWAY--GEORGE GIVOT
"When Mae West wrote the play The Constant Sinner, she wanted to cast African American Lorenzo Tucker as her character's black lover.[14] This would have been extremely controversial in the segregation-era United States of the 1930s, so she reluctantly agreed to have Givot perform in blackface instead.[14] The producers insisted that Givot remove his wig at the end of every performance to show the audience he was white.[14] The Constant Sinner ran on Broadway for 64 performances from September to November 1931."
Wikipedia -- George Givot ** THE CHILDREN OF PARADISE
"The title itself refers to those who inhabit the highest balconies (and the cheapest seats) in the myriad Boulevard du Crime theaters. These spectators are the equivalent of Shakespeare's groundlings, those whose love of theatrical spectacle is in inverse proportion to their ability to pay for it. 'Their lives are small,'someone says, 'but their dreams are grand.'"
Kenneth Turan. Not to be Missed: Fifty-Four Favorites From a Lifetime of Film. (New York: PublicAffairs, 2014) **
Henrik Ibsen had two children -- a son and a daughter. Now anybody who has raised children knows that the teen-ager years are very difficult. Teen-agers argue with their parents and then run into their rooms and slam the door. Is it just possible raising teen-agers gave Ibsen the idea of having Nora slam the door at the concusion to The Doll's House. Just saying. LJP
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SINCLAIR LEWIS'S NOVEL-- IT CAN'T HAPPEN HERE
"...few people remember the play that the book inspired. It Can't Happen Here was one of the most popular nationwide theater events of the Great Depression, staged by a remarkable, largely forgotten branch of Roosevelt's New Deal. The play reached hundreds of thousands of audience members. It also helped provoke a real life drama: a congressional investigation whose star was an undercover agent."
Adam Hochschild "It Can't Happen Here" in Smithsonian (November 2023)
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MY LIFE IN THE RUSSIAN THEATRE
This is not going to take much time. 1st I had no plays directed by Stanislavsky. No plays performed In the Bashkir Republic. Do not ask why.
Not one review in Circassia. In St. Petersburg (old style), I might have been a household word If my name meant kitchen utensile.
2nd: Russian People of all classes Have absolutely no idea I exist, Altho I frequently wake up At 3 A.M. to shout “Dostoyevski,
Or declaiming “Olga! Olga Serbyrrvna, When are we leaving for Moscow?”
IT'S DIFFICULT FOR FILM STARS TO PROTECT THEIR PRIVACY
ROBERT REDFORD “had become secretive. Not only did I know him, our wives knew each other, so did our kids. And he had asked me to come to Utah for the month to work with him —
—–And he wouldn’t give me his phone number.
In order for me to contact him, I would have to call his secretary, and she would then call him and he would then call me.”
William Goldman. Adventures in the Screen Trade (New York: Warner Books, 1983)
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BILLY CRYSTAL (age 5) GOES TO A MOVIE FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME (TAKEN THERE BY A FRIEND OF CRYSTAL’S FAMILY: JAZZ GREAT– BILLY HOLIDAY)
The Loews Commodore. “it later became known as the Fillmore East. And there sitting on Billie Holiday’s lap, I saw my first movie. And the movie was Shane: Alan Ladd, Van Heflin, Jean Arthur and JACK PALANCE! and this kid who I looked like, Brandon De Wilde. He was an extraordinary eight-year-old-actor. I couldn’t believe it. It proved to me that even if you’re four foot six, you could be forty feet tall. “At the end of the movie, Shane rides off into the sunset. The kid runs after him and he screams . ‘Shane…come back.’ And Miss Billie whispered in my ear, ‘ “He ain’t never coming back.”
Billy Crystal. 700 Sundays (New York: Warner Books, 2005
**REAL PIRATES VS. MOVIE PIRATES
“Piracy’s leading historian , Marcus Rediker, estimates that just four thousand pirates sailed in the black-flag era. If he’s right. more people have worked on the ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ films than were actual pirates of the Caribbean.”
Daniel Immerwahr. “The Power of the Pirates” in The New Yorker (July 22, 2024)
The First Star Added to the Walk of Fame Belonged to Filmmaker Stanley Kramer
To get the Hollywood Walk of Fame off to a strong start and to drum up excitement, the creators made a sample walk in 1958, which included stars for Olive Borden, Ronald Colman, Louise Fazenda, Preston Foster, Burt Lancaster, Edward Sedgwick, Ernest Torrence, and Joanne Woodward. Although Woodward is often cited as the first recipient, the inaugural star laid at today’s Hollywood Walk of Fame belonged to director/producer Stanley Kramer (It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, The Defiant Ones, Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner); it was laid on March 28, 1960, near Hollywood Boulevard and Gower Street. However, Kramer was soon only one among many — 1,558 stars were installed in just the first year alone.”
Few dogs are more famous than the cairn terrier who played Toto in 1939’s The Wizard of Oz. Terry, as she was known off-screen, was born in 1933 and rescued by Carl Spitz after being abandoned by her birth parents. Despite a tumultuous start to her life, she went on to have a prolific career in Hollywood that even many human actors would envy.
Spitz ran his own Hollywood Dog Training School, and although he initially took in Terry just as a pet, she quickly became his biggest star. His technique used silent hand signals, which gave him (and his dogs) an edge over other trainers who had to vocally call out their commands. With his help, Terry landed an uncredited role in 1934’s Ready for Love, and later that year starred alongside Shirley Temple in Bright Eyes. After appearing in several other films, Terry ascended to superstardom when she booked the role of Toto in The Wizard of Oz, earning $125 a week for portraying Dorothy’s trusted companion — more than some of her human castmates made.
INTERESTING FACTS WEBSITE (Augudst 19, 2024)
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CLAUDIA CARDINALE & HER MOVIE CONTRACT
She signed a contract forbidding her to cut her hair, marry or gain weight. Because of this, she told everyone that her newborn son (out of wedlock) was her baby brother. She did not reveal to the child that he was her son until he was 19 years old.
iMDb Trivia
UTTERLY
In The Island of Lost Souls, Charles Laughton utters the immortal line: “They are restless tonight.” Not only are the natives restless, Every word in this poem Is restless. These words want to be somewhere else. Drums play all night, But this poem is stuck here. If the words go somewhere else, They may look the same, But they won’t be the same. They shall be changed Utterly.
WHEN JIM HENSON (1936-1990) GOT HIS FIRST TELEVISION SET
“I was probably about thirteen or fourteen. I badgered my parents until we got one – I mean, it was a real campaign. We bought as big as my cupped hands. I thought it was Incredible. I still do. It is amazing to see a live picture that comes to you from somewhere else. I’ve always been in love with television.”
Interview with Jim Henson in GEO (January1983) ** Cheers (1982-1993)
"It’s the place where everybody knows your name, and just about everyone in the country tuned in when Cheers aired the last of its 275 episodes. “One for the Road” received a Nielsen rating of 45.5, meaning 45.5% of all American televisions were tuned to the episode, with a total viewership of some 93 million. To this day, M*A*S*H is the only series finale to be seen by more people — even massive hits such as Seinfeld (76 million), Friends (52.5 million), and Game of Thrones (13.6 million) didn’t come close."
History Facts (May 25, 2024) https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#inbox/FMfcgzQVwnRrJjSMMnDhMFXGNCmHRlzl **
"You can learn more about America by watching one half-hour of Let's Make a Deal than you can by watching you can by watching Walter Cronkite for a month." Monty Hall ** WRITING FOR TELEVISION FROM THE EARLY 1950’s to the 1970’s
“Minimum payment for a low-budget half hour television script was $650 in 1953 and $2,144.00 by the seventies. There are also residual payments for reruns, but with over three thousand members enrolled in the Writers Guild West, one need not consult a pocket computer to figure out how many would be starving if everyone relied on full-time work.”
Gary Grossman. Superman: Serial to Cereal (New York: Popular Library, 1977)
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A PSYCHIATRIST WHO WORKED AT ST. ELIZABETH'S HOSPITAL IN WASHINGTON., D.C. TELLS A STORY TO OSCAR LEVANT ABOUT EZRA POUND
"...while he was there, Pound won the Bollingen Prize for poetry. It was a cash award of a thousand dollars. All the patients became very excited; they thought Pound would use part of the money to buy them a televidsion set. Pound refused."
Oscar Levsant. The Unimportance of being Oscar (New York: G.P. Putnam's Sons, 1968) ** SAMUEL JOHNSON & TV COMMERCIALS
"Only a man seated before a television set watching a cigarette carton perform a tap dance can extract the full relish from Dr. Samuel Johnson's pronouncement of nearly two hundred years ago: 'The trade of advertising is now so near to perfection that it is not easy to propose any improvement.'"
E.S. Turner.The Shocking History of Advertising (New York: E.P.Dutton & Company, 1953)
** FAVORITE LINE OF DIALOGUE
Perhaps my favorite line from a TV series is from John Le Carre's The Night Manager. A man passes a room where the door is open. He peers in and sees a nude woman seated on a bed and she is crying. He discreetly moves on. The next day he meets the woman and he tells her that he had seen her in her room when she was crying. She says: "I do not care who sees me naked; I care who sees me cry." LJP **
John Glenn, America's first astronaut., appeared on the television show "Name That Tune" in 1957 and won $25,000. **
"Years ago, one day in his room at King's College, Cambridge, E.M. Forster said to me: 'My furniture rather let me down when the television people came." V.S. Pritchett
** AFTER TELEVISION, THE INTERNET
“ Television was just radio with pictures – visual radio. No one saw it for what it became: the most powerful instrument of social transformation in the latter half of the 20th century.” Todd Brewster in Life (January 1999) **
ON STARS IN TV SIT-COMS
“ With sitcoms, audiences don’t want to think that their favorite personalities as acting at all: that’s why Lucille Ball played a character called Lucy, Mary Tyler Moore played a character called Mary, and today Roseanne and Roseanne.” Mark Stein in The Spectator (December 1995)
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NOEL NEILL PLAYING LOIS LANE ON TV'S SUPERMAN SERIES
"Noel Neill had never read a Superman comic book, never had heard of the radio show nor had seen the' movie serials when she took over the part of 'Lois Lane' on the TV series. In the comic strip,' Lois Lane' was a brunette. Ms.Neill is a redhead." "...Says Noel of the character she portrayed, 'Lois Lane' was a strange type of reporter. She never carried a pencil or notebook, never wrote a thing, never saw a press.'"
Richard Lamparski. Whatever Became Of....? Seventh in the series of Whatever Became of....? Books (New York: Bantam Books, 1977)
** TV PERSONALITIES
Jackie Gleason Was very rarely the voice of reason.
Wally Cox Was not built like an ox.
DREAMING OF BARBARA FELDON
In my dreams, Barbara Feldon Told me if I felt one Of her breasts, I should feel the other. Just the woman I wanted to take home to mother.
WALT WHITMAN READING "AMERICA" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZvdKjKL7hQ
W.H. AUDEN ON GIVING POETRY READINGS & LECTURES ON COLLEGE CAMPUSES
Spirit is willing to repeat Without a qualm the same old talk, But Flesh is homesick for our snug Apartment in New York.
from "On the Circuit" ** "As someone said, when T.S.Eliot was young his poems were middle-aged, when he was middle-aged his poems were old, and when he was old his poetry was posthumous."
Oscar Levant. The Unimportance of Being Oscar (New York: G.P. Putnam's Sons, 1968)
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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN POETRY & PROSE, ACCORDING TO BRENDAN BEHAN
Brendan Behan was once invited to Oxford to take part in a debate about the difference between prose and poetry. His opponent spoke for almost two hours. Behan rose to his feet and promised to be brief. He recited an old Dublin rhyme:
There was a young fella named Rollocks Who worked for Ferrier Pollocks. As he walked on the strand With a girl by the hand The water came up to his ankles.
"That," declared Behan, "is prose. But if the tide had been in, it would've been poetry."
Brian McDevitt Glenties, Co Donegal
in IRISH INDEPENDENT https://www.independent.ie/opinion/letters/brendan-behans-ability-to-be-succinct-was-out-on-its-own/40769558.html ** OF POETRY AND KITING CHECKS or WHAT IS A RHYME FOR FORGERY
The following item appeared in Time magazine’s Miscellany For January 6, 1958:
In Jersey City , Samuel Silverman, 22, in jail Awaiting trial on a check forgery charge, casually scribbled a verse that police promptly confiscated as evidence:
I bounced a check, A cop bounced me. The Judge said, “Son, You’ll do about three.” ** A POETRY READING I AM GLAD I MISSED
"The incident of the audience member screaming at the Ilkley festival when Cave Birds was performed (Other Lives, 18 September) is recollected by Philip Larkin in a June 1965 letter to Robert Conquest: “At Ilkley festival, a woman shrieked and vomited during a Ted Hughes reading. I must say that I’ve never felt like shrieking. We had the old crow over at Hull recently, looking like a Christmas present from Easter Island. He’s all right when not reading.”
Graham Chesters Chair, The Philip Larkin Society ** ON TRYING TO FIND A RHYME FOR CLEOPATRA
To Cleopatra I cried out: "O put Ra- mses behind you." (At that time I could not come up with a decent rhyme)
LJP **
WHY ANGLO-SAXON POETRY IS UNRHYMED
"Anglo-Saxon poetry is unrhymed because the noise of the rowlocks does not suggest rhyme." Robert Graves
** on WILLIAM LYON PHELPS TEACHING AT YALE
"The professor asked his students to discuss the poet Gerard Manley Hopkins' "sprung rhythm" technique. One young man handed in his exam reading, "Only God knows the answer to your question. Merry Christmas." Professor Phelps returned the paper after Christmas with the note, "Happy New Year. God gets an A—you get an F."
Wikipedia **
"I used to construe only Homer and Xenophone, but I have lately been put into Aeschylus." Matthew Arnold at age 10 ** POETS & DOCTORS
"I have come to believe that it is flesh alone that counts. The rest is that which we distract ourselves when we are not hungry or cold, or in ecstasy. In the recesses of the body I search for the philosophers' stone. I know it is there, hidden in the deepest, dampest cul-de-sac. It awaits discovery. To find it would be like the harnessing of fire. It would illuminate the world. Such a quest is not without pain, who can gaze on so much misery and feel no hurt? Emerson has written that the poet is the only true doctor. I believe him, for the poet, lacking the impediment of speech with which the rest of us are afflicted, gazes, records, diagnoses, and prophesies."
Richard Selzer. Mortal Lessons: Notes on the Art of Surgery (New York: Simon & Schuster, 1976)
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JOYSTICK
Poetry is not designed To keep readers out,
Jump in & have a good time, Wonders abound:
Talking ravens, naked giraffes, A mariner haunted
By an albatross, evenings Starched by moonlight,
Mansions with haunted rooms, Slant rhymes
Odes, limericks for the asking No joystick required
Louis Phillips
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FAMILY PLANNING __PLEASE USE REAR ENTRANCE sign at Barnstable (England) HEALTH CARE CENTRE
** "I'm Catholic. My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm. I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat." Liz Winstead ** Stridulate (STRIH-jə-lait) Part of Speech Verb
Of an insect, especially a male cricket or grasshopper) Make a shrill sound by rubbing the legs, wings, or other body parts.
Reminds me of my the sexual techniques of members of my college fraternity, ** ON READING D.H. LAWRENCE'S WOMEN IN LOVE
"I had read it at eighteen. I kept no diary that year, but I had no need of one to remind me that was the year I lost my virginity. It was all too apparent from the comments I wrote in my Viking edition (page 18: 'Violence substitute for sex'; page 154: Sexual pain' ; page 159: 'Sexual power'; page 158: 'Sex' . "
Anne Fadiman. Ex Libfris: Confessions of a Common Reader (New York: Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 1998)
** MEL BROOKS & DOING IT
"We all know girls who do it. But if you ask them to do it, they say no. Why? Because they want to be proper. Finally, after thirteen years of courtship and dates and so on, one night they get drunk and they do it. And after they've done it, that's all they want to do. Now they're fallen, now they're disgraced, and all they want to do is to do it. You say, 'Let's have a cup of tea.' 'No, let's do it.' 'Let's go to the cinema." 'No, I'd rather do it.'"
Mel Brooks. Playboy Interview (February 1975) **
** ON LIP SYNCHING
“Osculate” originates from the Latin verb “osculari” (“to kiss”) and the noun “osculum” (“little mouth or kiss”). While a kiss between the happily married couple is often considered the romantic culmination of a modern wedding ceremony, ancient Romans viewed the practice more practically. Since literacy was not as widespread in this time, and historians speculate a kiss was a symbol of a mutual agreement, this action is likely what inspired the phrase “sealed with a kiss.”
WORD DAILY (JUNE 27, 2024) ** ENVYING MALE KALUTAS!
"Some animal species are also semelparous, for example, Pacific salmon die after spawning. Male kalutas, Australian marsupials, are also semelparous. As the NYT describes it: “During these brief, frenzied breeding seasons, male kalutas mate with several females -- for up to 14 hours at a time -- until they succumb to exhaustion and die.” Talk about going out with a bang!"
Anu Garg. Wordsmith (August 14, 2024) **
SEX & THEATER
Once when I discussed sex with a beautiful actress, she told me how frightening it was, at least the first time. 'Yes,' I said, recalling my stage experiences, 'It's like New Haven, Philadelphia, and then New York."
Oscar Levant. The Unimportance of Being Oscar (Toronto: Longmans Canada, 1968) **
ALIMONY SING ALONG
Sex & love, Love & sex, Remind me of Lawyers & my ex.
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from the poet J.R. Solonche
My favorite Delmore (SCHWARTZ) story is the time he chased a woman around his room shouting,”I’m a poet. I’ve got a big cock.” ** "The man and woman make love, attain climax, fall separate. Then she whispers, "I'll tell you who I was thinking of if you tell me who you were thinking of." Gore Vidal ** HOW TO INJURE YOUR NOSE
In the movie Chinatown, Jack Nicholson's character J.J.Gittes is asked by a police detective how he injured his (prominently bandaged) nose. His answer was:
A -- I stuck it where it didn't belong B -- A sex-starved Eskimo rubbed too hard C -- I was auditioning to play of Pinocchio D -- Your wife crossed her legs
You no doubt know the right answer. ** O FLESH, FLESH
"O flesh, flesh, how art thou fishified" Romeo and Juliet, act 2, scene 4
Up to my eyeballs With red herrings. My imagination flounders, So many ideas playing me Like a ocean of rorshach tests With secret answers, Small fish in nets.
Fly fisherpersons Allow their lines go slack, Then taut, like a poem in progress.
Trout-eyed, I am hooked but good By women & poetry: O my sole! My soul As for Love How eagerly I enter that stream.
“Peanuts” Was the First Major Comic Strip to Feature a Minority Character
Schulz was intentional about a lot of things when it came to how he framed his famous comic strip, but most especially when it came to race. The majority of the Peanuts gang had always been white, mostly because the cartoonist felt unsure as to whether it was his place to include minority characters in his story lines. But things changed in 1968 following the assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Schulz received a letter from a woman asking him to add an African American character to the comic, and three months later, in July 1968, Franklin made his comic strip debut, picking up and returning a beach ball that Charlie Brown had lost. Critics have noted that Franklin is more nondescript than his white counterparts, but Schulz’s longtime friend and fellow cartoonist Robb Armstrong once said that he thought Schulz “played it smartly” with Franklin. “He was always very thoughtful in how he treated his characters,” Armstrong told NPR in 2018. And in fact, Schulz actually dedicated Franklin’s last name to Armstrong after the pair developed a friendship that lasted until Schulz’s death in 2000. Armstrong is the creator of JumpStart, one of the most widely syndicated Black comic strips ever."
INTERESTING FACTS (August 11,2024) ** WORDSMITH on the word GRAWLIKS
(GRAW-liks)
MEANING: noun: The characters, such as @#%$*!, used to convey profanity in a comic. ETYMOLOGY: Coined by the cartoonist Mort Walker (1923-2018). Earliest documented use: 1964. USAGE: “This title contains ... negligible cursing (sometimes represented as a grawlix).”
Adult Books 4 Teens; School Library Journal (New York); Mar 2019. ** I was a religious reader of every comic in both The Daily News and The Daily Mirror throughout high school. So much so that when I went off to the University of Virginia, my mother would cut out the strips every day, put them in order along with the complete Sunday comic sections and mail them to me every Monday for all of my college years. I didn't detoxify from my comic addiction until I began my film career, in Greece of all places.
Nelson Breen, Emmy Award Winning Film-maker
** THE GIRL WHO INSPIRED LOIS LANE
An October 29, 1975, article in The Washington Star by John Sherwood claims that Lois Lane was named after Lois Amster, a Cleveland girl whom Joe [Shuster] had a crush on. She was not even aware of his existence. 'She's a grandmother now in Cleveland, ' says Joe, 'but I don't think she has any idea that she was the inspiration for Lois Lane.'
DELANCY PLACE COM. (APRIL 11, 2024). **
ZASU PITTS & OLIVE OYL
"When the comic strip "Thimble Theatre" became the animated series "Popeye", the producers used Pitts' hand-wringing and nervous speech pattern to characterize the on-screen persona of Olive Oyl."
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** E.C. SEGAR'S POPEYE & THE WORD GOON
"Practically everyone read Popeye the Sailor frequently enough to feel almost as though friends of the sailor man were next-door neighbors. That was the case with a lumpy look hulk whom Segar called 'Alice the Goon' -- first drawn in 1919. "It took only a few frames of sketches to learn that the Goon was tough as well as rough. Borrowing from the funny paper in the roaring Twenties, its devotees persuaded the world to call any hired thug a goon."
Webb Garrison. Why You Say It (New York: MJM Books, 1992) ** BRENDA STARR, GIRL BANDIT
"Brenda Starr was originally created as a “girl bandit” character, but creator Dale Messick was encouraged to make the Rita Hayworth-esque Starr a reporter instead so that the Chicago/New York syndicate would pick it up. Not only that, but the creator was using a pen name: Knowing that the publisher had sworn off “women cartoonists,” Dalia Messick switched to the more male-sounding name Dale Messick professionally. But even after it was accepted, Brenda Starr, Reporter still got second-class treatment, at least initially — when it first published in 1940, Brenda was relegated to the Sunday comic book supplement rather than the daily paper. Luckily, Brenda was a star, and the strip was a success long after Messick stopped writing it in 1982.
From INTERESTING FACTS website (September 29,2022)
OF COMICS & THE BIBLE
“In 1941 , he (Max Gaines) produced Picture Stories from the Bible, a fifty-cent, 232-page collection that as a contemporary put it, ‘strictly in the comic-book technique, yet with sensationalism left out.” Although the title first met a rocky reception, religious leaders, including Norman Vincent Peale, eventually endorsed it. Eight hundred thousand copies of the book were sold in two years, and it was read in over two thousand Sunday schools. Gaines may not have been as saintly as the figures his book portrayed (“I don’t care how long it took Moses to cross the desert, “I want it in three panels.”
Jeremy Dauber. American Comics : A History (New York: W.W. Norton & Company, 2022) **
TARZAN HELPS DEFEAT THE NAZIS
The Ape-Man has also been involved in international political chaos that includes fighting in World War I…. “ The Ape-Man battled the Axis in another time, as Tarzan in another media – motion pictures. In the 1943 film Tarzan Triumphs, Nazis invade the jungle and Johnny Weissmuller’s Tarzan, after uttering that immortal line, ‘ Now, Tarzan make war!’ goes out and thrashes them.”
from Tarzan, Jungle King of Popular Culture by David Lemmo | 2016 ** SATIRISTS IN AFRICA
"...all over Africa, where satirists are often the boldest commentators on politics and vice. 'Cartoonists use visual imagery as a kind of mask, to conceal in order to reveal,' says Ganiyu Jimoh, a Nigerian cartoonist and scholar. He compares the wit and allusions in cartoons to the traditional masquerades in Yoruba culture, in which masked performers would ridicule the powerful. As an adage has it, 'Oba kii mu onkorin': the king does not arrest a satirist."
Political Cartoons in Africa: the king does not arrest a satirist." in The Economist (June 17th-23rd 2023)
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VILLAIN WITHOUT EYEBROWS
"In All-Star Superman, it's revealed that Luthor has no eyebrows, likely a side effect of his baldness. He draws them on, which leads to a scene at the end of his spotlight issue where, after accidentally wiping off his left eyebrow, he draws it back on, but does so incorrectly due to lacking a mirror. This results in him giving Clark Kent an evil lecture about how he'll be remembered forever as the man who killed Superman, while he has a comically misshapen eyebrow that looks as if he's doing a Dreamworks Face."
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoBrows ** T. CAMPBELL, Editor of Word Play and a Comic Book researcher told his blog followers on Sept. 9, 2024:
Last time, I mentioned New Fun #1 (1935) as a claimant to the title of “first comic book.” That means the first comic-book hero might be Jack Woods. Woods was a Texas Ranger surrounded by the kind of Mexican caricatures who shot “Carramba” (sic) and “Get heem!” His first comics adventure began even before page one of the comic—kicking off on the cover itself!
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HOW ORPHAN ANNIE’S DOG GREETED THE COMPOSER OF CARMINA BURANA
Arf, Orff.
** DAGWOOD & BLONDIE
The comic strip Dagwood & Blondie –– I read it on Sunday, Monday, Tues, Wednesday, Thurs, Fri, & Sat. That’s that
TARZAN
King of the Jungle, Tarzan Lived without cars and TV, so he considered it just fine To spend days swinging on a vine.
ROBERT RIPLEY
Robert Ripley I followed him triply: In newspapers, on radio, & TV. I thought His oddities were wonderful: BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
"If you asked me what I came into the world to do,I will tell you. I came to live out loud,"
Epigraph to Learning to Live Out Loud, by Piper Laurie (New York: Crown Archetype, 2011) ** FROM A MORE WORLDLY PHILOSOPHER
"Well, let me quote once more from a worldly philosopher who had the knack of summarising human thought. I mean the prize-fighter John L. Sullivan. "Various candidates for the championship say they want this and they want that. But what they all really want is the good old dough."
William Lyon Phelps. As I like It (New York: Charles Scribner's Sons, 1924) ** "Stars, planets, people , and petunias: everything emits a special kind of radiation which, if it sticks around long enough, evaporizes into nothing."
Scientific American (Septemnber 2023)
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"Only a part of what is perceived comes through the senses from the object: the remainder always come from within." Matthew Luckiesh
epigraph to 36 Views, a play by Naomi Lizuka
** J. L. AUSTIN ON LANGUAGE & ACTION
Yet, as Austin insisted, “when we examine what we should say when, what words we should use in what situations, we are looking not merely at words (or ‘meanings’, whatever they may be) but also at the realities we use the words to talk about”. And, he argued, the way we use words in fact changes reality. “When I say ‘I name this ship the Queen Elizabeth’ I do not describe the christening ceremony, I actually perform the christening”, he wrote; “and when I say ‘I do’ (take this woman to be my lawful wedded wife), I am not reporting on a marriage, I am indulging in it”. I am, in fact, “doing something rather than merely saying something”.
Review of J. L. AUSTIN: Philosopher and D-Day intelligence officer 688pp. Oxford University Press. £30 (US $38.95). M. W. Rowe in How to do things with wars "The life of the philosopher who ‘changed the whole idea of what language is’by Jane O’Grady in TLS (August 4, 2023) **
WHAT IS BEAUTY
"To a toad, what is beauty? A female with two pop-eyes, a wide mouth, yellow belly and spotted back" Voltaire **
JEAN PAUL SARTRE on NO EXIT
“…if relations with someone else are twisted, vitiated, then that other person can only be hell. Why? Because other people are basically the most important means we have in ourselves for our own knowledge of ourselves. When we think about ourselves, when we try to know ourselves, basically we use the knowledge of us which other people already have. We judge ourselves with the means other people have or have given us for judging ourselves. Into whatever I say about myself someone else’s judgment always enters. Which means that if my relations are bad, I am situating myself in a total dependence on someone else. And then I am indeed in hell.”
** HOW WE MAY ANSWER THE QUESTION "WHAT AM I"
"When we ask ourselves, 'What am I?' we may answer 'I am a Man' but are concious that it's a silly answer because we don't know what kind of thing that might be; and finding the question silly we feel it's probably a silly question. We can't help asking it, hoewever, for natural curiosity makes us ask i all the time of everyone else, and it would seem artificial to make ourselves the sole exxception, would indeed envelop the mental image of one self in a unique silence..."
Robert Bolt. Preface to A Man For All Seasons (New York: Vintage Books, 1990)
THREE THINGS ABOVE ALL ELSE
"People in the mid-18th century: climate, government and religion. He was ahead of his time in putting climate first. Peter Frankopan opens his new book with Voltaire's comment and proceeds to show how all manner of natural disasters have shaped human history; not just floods and storms, but earthquakes, volcanic eruptions and crashing meteorites, too."
from an unsigned review of The Earth Transformed by Peter Frankopan (The Economist, March 11, 2023) **
"No matter how cynical you get, it's impossible to keep up." Lily Tomlin
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ON GOOD CRAFTMANSHIP
"It seems to me that if you are a good craftsman your principal concern should be to keep working. If you manage to do that your employers will have to pay you sooner or later exactly what you are worth. How could they avoid it?"
Buster Keaton
Buster Keaton, with Charles Samuels . My Wonderful World of Slapstick (New York: Doubleday & Company, 1960) **
"First say to yourself what you would be, and then do what you have to do." Epicetius. Discourses
Epigraph to Ernest Hemingway's Selected Leters, 1917-1961, edited by Carlos Baker. ** I AM IN DEBT, THEREFORE I EXIST "What am I? Am I the bulb that carries the light, or am I thelight of which the bulb is a vehicle?" Joseph Campbell
Oh, come off it, Joseh Campbell. I've had it with allegories. Am I the bulb? Am I the light? I'll tell you who I am: When the Electric Company Sends out its bill, I'm the one Who writes the check.
PATTING RABBIT HASH "In vaudeville, a brisk recitative accompanied by much patter and slapping of the hands on knees, hips, forearms, etc. in triple time."
Douglas Gilbert. American Vaudeville: Its Life and Time (New York: Dover Books, 1946) **
MORPHIC RESONANCE "A few years ago, morphic resonance was all the rage, This was the theory that if a cohort of Japaqnese schoolchildren learn by heart a poem in Japenese, on the other side of the world, then another cohort of people over here will find the same poem in English that much easier to memorize."
Will Self (Observer, June 1996) **
The original words in this sentence have been cloned and have been replaced by their exact duplicates. ** MOVIE ADVERTISING & THE DESTRUCTION OF LANGUAGE
"No industry did more to destroy the meaning of words. The follies are too familiar to need laboring here -- how the story of a couple of cowboys quarreling over a girl became an epic, the tale of a small-time 'hoofer' a deathless saga. Colossal, terrific, stupendous -- these words became the small change of film advertising. A reservation was put on a whole series of other adjectives like throbbing, rending, tingling, pulsating, pounding, sizzling, scorching, stark, elemental, volcanic, and searing. No story was ever taken from life -- it was ripped or torn from the mighty canvas of humanity."
E.S. Turner. The Shocking History of Advertising! (New York: E.P. Dutton, 1953) ** TONTO REFERRING TO THE LONE RANGER
Re: Kemo Sabe, I had heard years ago that it supposedly meant "He that is unknown". Sabe in Spanish means "known." ? Ivan Johnson Google says:
What does Kemo Sabe mean? 'faithful friend'. Derived from gimoozaabi, an Ojibwe and Potawatomi word that may mean 'he/she looks out in secret', it has been occasionally translated as "trusty scout" or "faithful friend".
Wikipedia says:
"In the 1930's, when the Lone Ranger show got its start, there was indeed a camp in the northern part of Michigan called "Ke Mo Sah Bee" and the name is reported to have stood for "trusty friend" or "trusty scout." Since the show got its start in Michigan, it seems logical that the name could have come from there."
OR A respected researcher at the Smithsonian Institute claims that Kemo Sabe comes from the Tewa Indian dialect where "Kema" means "friend" and "Sabe" means "Apache." Another scholar claims that in the Yavapai Indian language the word "kinmasaba" means "one who is white."
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What does kemosabe mean in Spanish? In English, it is considered a term of endearment for a friend or companion. Tonto called the Lone Ranger “Kemosabe”. In Spanish it is written “quien no sabe” which means “Who knows?” In Navajo kemosabe means “soggy shrub”. ** In the Nick of Time
"During the 18th century, business owners would keep track of debts, interests, and loans on “tally sticks,” with notches carved on the wood. When you arrived to pay off your debt right before the next notch was carved, you had arrived 'in the nick of time.'" https://www.wordgenius.com/outdated-phrases/Xr0yWBPAJQAG8w9c ** SPAM (FOR UNWANTED EMAILS)
"While the term "spam" didn't originate in the realm of movies or television, its current meaning as unwanted mail did. "In a classic Monty Python sketch, a group of Vikings incessantly repeats the word "spam" as they sing a menu that includes processed meat, drowning out all other conversation. The repetitive and overwhelming nature of this skit amusingly mirrored the flood of unsolicited emails in early online communication. Over time, the term evolved, transcending its comedic roots."
DICTIONARY SCOOP (February 3, 2024) ** CUT TO THE CHASE "This expression originated in the US film industry. Many early silent films used to end in chase sequences, and the first reference to the expression dates back to that era as a screen direction from Joseph Patrick McEvoy’s novel ‘Show Girl in Hollywood’, written in 1930: “Jannings escapes... cut to chase”. Of course, a single line in a script direction does not automatically become a phrase that is part of the language, and we can be fairly sure that McEvoy wasn’t the source of the figurative use of the phrase as it is used today. In fact, the ‘get to the point’ meaning emerged in February 1947, when the New England newspaper – The Berkshire Evening Eagle – printed the following: “Let’s cut to the chase. There will be no tax relief this year”. Source: ECEnglish.com WISE TRIVIA WEBSITE (Feb.3,2024) https://www.wisetrivia.com/quiz/ZVI8lTM_NQAHVrBP?utm_source=daily&utm_campaign=daily-20240203 ** THE IMPORTANCE OF ADVERBS
Suddenly You enter a tunnel Of despond, You travel endlessly No end in sight,
Tirelessly You struggle To save yourself Or the self You believe you were.
Incredibly, A spark flickers Into flame. Is it the sun rising? At that moment you must
Reach out To grasp the light. Bring it to your chest, Hug the day Gladly.
Louis Phillips **] Best Kept Se
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