BITS & PIECES OF A MISPLACED LIFE: ANIMALS

OUR RELATIONSHIP WITH ANIMALS

"There's a schizoid quality to our relationship with animals, in which sentiment and brutality exist side by side. Half the dogs in America will receive Christmas presents this year, yet few of us pause to consider the miserable life of the pig -- an animal easily as intelligent as a dog -- that becomes the Christmas ham."

Michael Pollan, professor and writer
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ON GIRAFFES

"When the bizarre creature first appeared in Florence, in 1487 at the court of the Medici, it caused a sensation. Bending down its long, long neck, it took food from children, and was fed with fruit by noblewomen from second-storey windows. In 1827, in Paris, a female giraffe presented to Charles X stirred an outbreak of giraffe-mania, with high-piled hairstyles, giraffe-spotted wallpaperv and years on, some say the design of the Eiffel Tower."

unsigned obituary for Anne Innus Dagg in The Economist (May 11th, 2024)
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GENERAL CUSTER'S HORSE

"Comanche was attached to General Custer’s detachment of the 7th Cavalry when it engaged the Lakota in 1876 at the Battle of Little Bighorn. The troops in the detachment were all killed in the engagement, but soldiers found Comanche, badly wounded, two days later. They nursed him back to health, and he became the 7th Cavalry’s mascot. The commanding officer decreed that the horse would never again be ridden and that he would always be paraded, draped in black, in all military ceremonies involving the 7th Cavalry. When Comanche died of colic in 1891, he was given a full military funeral (the only other horse so honored was Black Jack, who served in more than a thousand military funerals in the 1950s and 1960s). Comanche’s taxidermied body is preserved in the Natural History Museum at the University Of Kansas."

Heather Cox Richardson
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ANOTHER FASCINATING WAY TO SPEND TAX-PAYERS' MONEY


"The CIA also spent $20 million trying to train cats to eavesdrop while fitted with recording devices. Known as Operation Acoustic Kitty (seriously), the project was eventually
abandoned after a feline operative was tasked with listening in on the conversation between two men sitting in a park. The cat, totally uninterested in any previous training, wandered off and was hit by a passing car. "

hello@historyfacts.com (DECEMBER 7, 2023)
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THE GREATEST RACING HORSE OF ALL-TIME

Secretariat’s heart was estimated at 25 pounds, where ordinarily a horse would have a heart near 9 pounds.

Jack A. Roe
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OCTOPUSES -MASTERS OF DECEIT

"With their complex nervous system and ability to solve puzzles, octopuses are some of the most intelligent species in the animal kingdom. Besides being masters of deceit, capable of camouflaging with their surroundings and making daring escapes, they can display complex behaviors like opening jars, navigating mazes, and mimicking other creatures. Some individuals even learn to fashion makeshift weapons out of highly venomous Portuguese man o' war tentacles."

Dictionary Scoop
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ON BEING A BEE KEEPER

" Edmund Hillary, the first man to climb Everest,
was a professional beekeeper. When filling in forms\
he always gave his occupation as 'apiarist.'"

John Lloyd, John Mitchijnson, and James Harkin.
1,227 Quite Interesting Facts to Blow Your Socks Off
(New York: W.W. Norton & Company, 2012)
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POEM FOR LORNA

The proud colt
Burning at bay.
Turns & runs
The other way;

Perhaps a stranger
Grows too near,
& nearness is
A thing to fear,

Or snap of twig
Beneath a heel
Has caused the colt
To turn & wheel,

Or does the smell
Of fire in grass
Warn the colt
To leave the pass?

It is a shame
That one so young
Should find fear
On every tongue,

That this proud colt
Turns & flees,
That being young
Has its enemies.

Louis Phillips










2 thoughts on “BITS & PIECES OF A MISPLACED LIFE: ANIMALS

  1. I had the good fortune of being at Aqueduct when Secretariat broke his maiden in a 6-furlong race. I had the even better fortune of knowing his 3rd place finish in the Wood Memorial (behind the winner, his stablemate Angle Light, & Sham) was an aberration — an aberration that caused bettors to send him off at 5-2 odds a few weeks later in the Kentucky Derby. I bet $200 on him to win — & win we both did! (He went off 1-10 a month later in the Belmont Stakes.) Like you write: greatest horse of all time.

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